“SOUND OFF!! 1..2..3..4..Hold on WAIT! Where is Private Pinky Toe?? Oh HOLY HELL! She’s gone AWOL!!!”
In the past two weeks I have been living in my own kind of private Hell. Prime example, this morning while on the X2 bus I passed this blond white woman on her way to work. With her high poinytail, thin black belt and green one-piece knee length dress she was obviously on her way to someone’s office. Then I got down to her heels, and. was. mortified….she had to feel that pinky toe flailing about all willy nilly. But since she obviously didn’t seem to, she had to be either sincerely ignorant to the fact, or a golden globe actress nominee. My vote is for the latter.
It’s mid-summer and as such there is a certain level of resentment that comes with the mere thought of putting on socks and closed-toed shoes. And since there are no holidays on the horizon a lapse or two in the pedicure deprtment is perfectly understandable. (I’m talking chipped paint MAX! for about five minutes.) What, however, is not understandable is how some women don’t feel that renegade pinky toe making a run for it from the other four toes.
Final word ladies, please for the love of the shoe gods, reel in that sneaky pinky toe and make it play nice with the others. That, or you risk having yourself recieve a fashion citation from the SHOEGASM police. And no one wants that to happen, trust me.
MJ
After months of intense planning, hours of minute preparation, and a gigantic mountain of perseverance all while counting down the seconds, the Shoegasm team hosted its first ever shoe party event held exclusively for close family and friends. Needless to say the event was a Hit Smash!!!
Heartfelt thanks to everyone that made this event a possibility. Stay tuned for photos and updates about past and future shoegasmic events along with fashion tips and tidbits from our residential fashionista Tiffanie and other guest fashion experts. There will also be interviews about up and coming designers.
So hold on to your pedicures ladies and strap up your shoe buckles because whether you are just joining us on our journey or have been here all along, you are well on your way to a deliciously desired SHOEGASM!!!
